Allow me to introduce our loyal little helper: Sir Starburst, a true British character on a very peculiar mission. His sole ability? To stand boldly in front of things that might upset the ever-watchful thought police. He’s not here because we asked for him, but because certain rules demand his cheerful, spiky presence.
Sir Starburst dutifully covers what must be covered so that the poor citizens of the UK can at least glimpse something, though only after a proper dose of polite censorship. To the rest of the world, we extend our apologies: you’ll get the same treatment here too, even if your country hasn’t yet gone quite as dystopian.
But don’t despair! Sir Starburst is only doing his job. Simply click onwards through the links to download from a place where the world hasn’t fully descended into bureaucratic absurdity … at least not yet.
